I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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