How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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