Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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