it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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