Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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