Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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