Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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