Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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