what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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