hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Shame is for Republicans.
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