Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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