I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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