so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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