you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
3 2 1 whiskey
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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