when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just made out with a guy for $7.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
tell me about the fingering
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