White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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