Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There r osticjed everywhere
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The uberlube is also flammable
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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