Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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