So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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