I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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