found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
