My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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