just tell him i said nine months
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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