Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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