there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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