break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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