actually, I'm a sock model
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm really busy with my period
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