So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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