: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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