She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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