Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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