just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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