I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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