He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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