I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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