On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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