I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He is an equal opportunity slut.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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