I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
