problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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