And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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