If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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