he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
