let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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