my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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