is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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