I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You made out with two different species that night
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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