Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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