I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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