I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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