The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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